"Daddy, why does your t-shirt have curves that resemble Mummy's? And that bit around the middle makes you look like you're wearing an inflatable rubber ring. Please lose some weight so you don't die aged 36 of a massive heart attack".
Alex can be a little too on-the-nose at times.
One of Alex's many impressions of old men.

In this one it looks like his house just floated away on a million balloons.
British Rail cutbacks are starting to bite.
"Why does this train have a wheel? They didn't think this over at all!"
"Union spies have stolen my General! Let's get 'em boys!"
Thierry Henry ain't got nothing on Alex.
His defensive positioning is outstanding, forcing Mummy to boot it up and over rather than threading a pass through.
He knocked it past me and ran around the other side. Here am I trying to catch him up without success.
This is a crazily good-looking kid. We're so lucky.
Alex's impression of Frodo Baggins walk to Mordor is eerily spot-on.
A child's imagination can sometimes get out of control. Just after this video the garbage can close by us had it's bag thrashing around in the wind. It terrified him beyond belief, and I had to throw a log in it. He must have thought it was a ghost, or a dragon or something.
This is pretty amazing stuff. Kids aren't supposed to be able to kick balls till they're about 18 months old, but Alex not only keeps it going for 30 seconds, but he uses both feet, keep his eye on the ball at all times, and totally loves it to boot. He's got Arsenal written all over him!
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